In about an hour I’ll be giving a room of 300 strangers a strip tease they’ll never forget

sherlokidoki:

mafiagrape:

sixpenceee:

This girl and her chicken face swap 

This is the creepiest shit

I was gonna scroll passed this but I got a glimpse of her eyes and thought they looked weird and I scrolled back up and my heart literally stopped 

peaceloveunity20:

danny-deneato:

I haven’t listened to this yet but i don’t know what to expect

Played 497657 times.
darksilenceinsuburbia:

Chris Anderson
My Home is my Castle
from The Schlossgeist series darksilenceinsuburbia:

Chris Anderson
My Home is my Castle
from The Schlossgeist series darksilenceinsuburbia:

Chris Anderson
My Home is my Castle
from The Schlossgeist series darksilenceinsuburbia:

Chris Anderson
My Home is my Castle
from The Schlossgeist series darksilenceinsuburbia:

Chris Anderson
My Home is my Castle
from The Schlossgeist series darksilenceinsuburbia:

Chris Anderson
My Home is my Castle
from The Schlossgeist series darksilenceinsuburbia:

Chris Anderson
My Home is my Castle
from The Schlossgeist series darksilenceinsuburbia:

Chris Anderson
My Home is my Castle
from The Schlossgeist series darksilenceinsuburbia:

Chris Anderson
My Home is my Castle
from The Schlossgeist series

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Chris Anderson

My Home is my Castle

from The Schlossgeist series

alexpiperss:

shout out to humpingholes

Just finished Invisible Monsters again and I feel like crying just as hard as I did when I first finished reading it

(Source: helene127)

Send me the names of 3 men and I’ll tell you who I want as my 

  • Husband
  • Bestfriend
  • Brother

(Source: baekmints)

paris666hilton:

jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

or you just raided your mom’s closet and made up this post for notes?

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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