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pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

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iwillmakeyourofl:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

iwillmakeyourofl:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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fairyjessie:

starfish were meant to flyyYyYYYy

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smashedthatmonkey:

Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]

love this guy

(Source: oh-whiskers)

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regndoft:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

regndoft:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

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